Good joke.........

[unixnerd]

An 8 year old kid is walking along the street when a man in a car
pulls up next to him the man rolls down the window and says to the kid,
"Get in and I'll give you a packet of lollies."

The kid turns and replies, "No , get lost , I'm not getting in your car"
and then he continues walking.

100 yards later the same car pulls up and the guy in the car says,
"Get in the car and I'll give you two packs of lollies" and the kid replies,
"Get lost , I'm not getting in the car" and he continues to walk down
the street.

Another 100 yards later the car pulls up next to the kid again and the
man says "If you get in the car then I'll give you two packs of lollies and
I'll take you to Mcdonalds" to whichthe kid replies, "I will not get in
your car !"

The kid continues walking and 100 yards later the car pulls up next to
him again and the man says "Okay , if you get in the car i'll give you two
packs of lollies, I'll take you to mcdonalds and I'll take you to the
movies also!!!"

The kid then turns around and says,
"Get Lost, Dad , I told you not to buy a bloody Kia!!!"